Bitch Card Decks

  • That Bitch Affirmation Card Deck

    The "That Bitch" Affirmation Deck — the perfect gift for the friend who already has everything. Ten colorful, boldly designed cards packed with snarky, uplifting sayings that celebrate confidence, boundary-setting, and unapologetic self-love. Choose your favorite box style and gift-ready packaging; each set arrives ready to shelf, display, or tuck into a care package. Funny, fierce, and entirely empowering — the little boost everyone needs when they want to feel unstoppable.

  • Healing Bitch Card Deck

    This sweet card set is the perfect pick-me-up for a friend facing a breakup, job loss, divorce, or any tough patch. Designed in calming blue hues, each card pairs gentle colorways with uplifting messages that boost confidence, restore strength, and bring a smile — and maybe even a laugh. Thoughtful, heartfelt, and just the right mix of comfort and humor, these cards make it easy to let someone know you’re on their side. Ideal for sending support, encouragement, or a little bright spot in a hard day.

  • Will You Be My Bridesmaid Bitch Deck

    Make asking your friends to stand by your side impossible to forget with our "Will you be my bridesmaid?" box. Each curated set includes a soft tee, a chic wine glass, a scented candle — all in your choice of colors — plus a set of cards that range from cute and funny to delightfully snarky and sarcastic. Whether your crew loves sweet sentiments or witty one-liners, these boxes deliver personality and charm in every detail. Thoughtful, playful, and totally gift-ready, they’re the perfect way to pop the question your way.

  • Chaos Bitch Deck

    The Chaos Bitch Deck — the perfect gift for that friend who has no plan, but somehow it all works out. She’s improvising, turning detours into dance floors, and looking fabulous the whole time. This playful deck celebrates spontaneity, confidence, and the art of making magic out of mess.

    Why she’ll love it:

    • Easy to use: pull a card and go — no planning required

    • Perfect for hostess gifts, birthday surprises, bridesmaid proposals, or just because

    • Compact, stylish, and totally gift-ready

    Give the gift of chaos with charm. Because some people don’t need plans — they create moments. The Chaos Bitch Deck: for the friend who makes it up and makes it unforgettable.

  • Nature Bitch Deck

    Perfect gift for that friend who’s rooted, rising, and totally unbothered — ten one-of-a-kind cards packed with sass, support, and soul. Each card blends sarcastic wit with genuine encouragement: think cheeky one-liners, warm reminders of strength, and little pushes toward growth that never feel preachy. Perfect for birthdays, tough weeks, new jobs, or just because — these cards celebrate resilience, self-love, and the kind of calm confidence that turns heads. Sweet, snarky, and seriously uplifting — a small stack of joy for the friend who’s thriving on their own terms.

  • Main Character Bitch Deck

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  • Smart Bitch Deck

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  • Classy Bitch Deck

    The Classy Bitch Card Deck

    Give a little luxury with a wink. The Classy Bitch Card Deck is the perfect gift for that friend who’s elegant but effortless—composed, refined, and luxurious yet delightfully understated. Ten handmade, one-of-a-kind cards blend snarky sarcasm, unapologetic empowerment, and gentle confidence boosts. Each card is designed to be clever enough to make her laugh, stylish enough to display, and real enough to be kept.

    What’s inside

    • 10 unique, handmade cards — each card is lovingly crafted and slightly different for a truly special touch.

    • A mix of sassy one-liners, classy burnishes of sarcasm, and warm affirmation-style quips.

    • Compact size—perfect for tucking into a gift, leaving on a mirror, or slipping into a handbag.

    Why she’ll love it

    • Effortlessly chic: Design-forward styling that complements her refined taste.

    • Real talk: Witty, honest messages that match her confidence and humor.

    • Gift-ready: Comes as a curated set that’s small, thoughtful, and memorable.

    Perfect for

    • birthdays, hostess gifts, milestone celebrations, or “just because.”

    • Friends who appreciate sarcasm with a side of sophistication.

    • Anyone who likes little reminders that they’re classy—and powerful.

    Handmade care Each deck is handcrafted with care. Slight variations are part of the charm and make every deck uniquely hers.

    Add a little sass to her stationery—and a lot of class to her day.

  • Bridesmaid Bitch Deck

    Snarky 10 Card Deck — equal parts funny, sarcastic, and surprisingly heartfelt. These ten perfectly curated cards deliver quick one-liners, sass-filled quips, and a few genuine sentiments that hit right in the feels. Ideal as a bridesmaid gift, they’re small, memorable, and totally shareable — tuck one into a welcome bag, pair with a mini-mirror or candle, or hand out at bridal brunch. For the friends who love to laugh but appreciate a little sentiment, this deck says thank-you with personality.

  • Bride Bitch Deck

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